(SUNDAY) I WILL-be ... a "SOCIALIST"!

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Friday afternoon I interviewed--& hired--a SOCIAL-Liaison to  stimulate my SOCIAL-life, ... as it is--CURRENTLY ... NON-existent.  


(NOTE-to-SELF: 
"I want a girl with a short-skirt & a LOOOOOOOONG-jacket."
(--Cake)


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