"HEY, they can't ALL be winners!

This morning, a NEW staff-member (The supervisor admitted to me that SHE doesn't even know who she is!)--FOR SOME REASON--dragged me along my left (BAD) (SEVERELY INJURED) shoulder, so I, NATURALLY, was VERY ANGRY.  (WHERE'S Donald Trump to tell her, "You're FIRED!"--'Apprentice'?!) Also, THAT STUPID STAFF MEMBER (I'D BET THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "ALLITERATION" IS!) SAID THAT SHE'D "WRITE (ME) UP" FOR MISBEHAVING.  HOW WAS I "MISBEHAVING"?!  ...BY KNOWING HOW TO DO HER JOB BETTER THAN SHE DOES?! WHAT HAPPENED TO "PATIENT SAFETY"?! WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING "LITERATE"?!  I KNOW MY MEDICAL FILE "SAYS" THAT I HAVE SOME "GEAR" IN MY LEFT SHOULDER! SO, "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!"(--Erik Cartman of 'South Park')