But, HE can/did!

...
"You KNOW there's NOBODY in the WORLD who can 'count a SIX-deck chute'."


--'Rain Man'


(I can "count" ONLY one deck.
Ergo, I'm 16.67% of 'RAIN-Man'.)


(… According to comedian Daniel Tosh, my IMAGINARY name--if I were a meteorologist--would be "Penis DRIZZLE".)


(… Ha ha HA!
Given my SUB-par "state of affairs", I'm gonna JOKE about my DIS-abilities.  
After all, "LAUGHTER is the best medicine.")

"I think I'm ENTITLED to it."(--'A Few Good Men')