... "Of course. Today's Monday. (It's) Definitely not SATURDAY."

... "Dad lets me drive SLOW on the driveway.
But, ONLY on SATURDAYS."


...
"Twenty-seven minutes 'til 'Jeopardy'.
Practically    twenty-SIX."


...
"Of course, I don't have my tapioca pudding."


...
"Of course, MONDAY night's 'ITALIAN Night.
I have pepperoni PIZZA."


...
"Uh-OH, Vern.  V-E-R-N Vern.  My main man, Vern."

(I had a Physical Therapist named "Vern" at my last rehab-facility.)


...
"'QUANTUS'.
'Quantus' NEVER crashed."




(--'Rain Man')