My SEVERE car-driving accident may SEEM to prove OTHERWISE.

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However, upon GREATER inspection, one would learn that my FRONT-LEFT car-tire EXPLODED and EJECTED ME over my seatbelt, out my car-window and onto the highway.

I suffered a "Traumatic Brain-Injury", which--IRONICALLY--makes this comparison MORE APPROPRIATE.


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"I'm an EXCELLENT driver."
(--Raymond Babbitt, 'Rain Man')



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