Am I … a MAN?!

… No, I am NOT questioning my GENDER!

…
"'Mankind' FEAR what they DON'T understand."
(--'X-Men')

I don't mean to BRAG (Actually, I DO.), but since I'm a TAD BIT of "an ANOMALY"(--my doctors), NO ONE understands me.
ULTIMATELY'CONSEQUENTLY
My LOGIC and REASONING are (metaphorical) "LIGHT-YEARS"  (CONTRARY to what the NAME indicates, they are units of DISTANCE.) "AHEAD of its time".

I have a MUCH LOWER degree of MENTAL-strength of a Dr. Jean Grey, the LACK OF leg-strength of Professor Charles Xavier, the fast-healing ability of Logan/"Wolverine" (NOT fast ENOUGH), , the "four-eyed" (He--TOO--wears glasses.) CONCENTRATION of "Scott Summers"/Cyclops, etc.



So, in CONCLUSION:

As of RIGHT NOW, I'm a HALFIE.


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