QUESTION: Would you RATHER be "Gumby" or "Stretch Armstrong"?

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My answer: "Neither.  I'd be 'Inspector Gadget'."


LATE last night I awoke from my slumber, 'cuz I had an ANNOYING itch on my LEFT lower calf.


(Also, my LEFT mid-level back ITCHED.)

Alas, I've gotta THANK my 21+ years of "martial arts"-training (karate AND 'jiujitsu') AND my eight years of wrestling for giving me the FLEXIBILITY to "REACH ease and tranquility" (Pun intended.)

Also, it doesn't "HURT" that I have an amazing "grasp" of TRIGONOMETRY (the study of ANGLES) and PHYSICS (the study of the laws/principles of MOVEMENT).


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