("Only a SITH deals in ABSOLUTES."--Master Yoda, 'Star Wars Episode III')

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After my accident, my doctorS decreed that I shall NEVER again be "MORE than a 'VEGETABLE' … with NO functioning CAPABILITIES."

Well, I interpret THAT as a CHALLENGE.
I NEVER shy away from a "CHALLENGE"!


I'm a COMBINATION/FUSION/MELDING of "Neo" ("The ONE" from 'The Matrix') and "Luke Skywalker" (defeated "The Emperor" in 'Star Wars').

Ergo, my ALIAS would be

"NEO-walker"--which is a "play on words", 'cuz 'neo' is Greek for 'NEW' or 'MODIFIED'.


(… How's THAT for CREATIVITY?!
"EAT IT", white-coated--SUPPOSED--"know-it-alls"!)


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