CAFFEINE is a form of a DRUG.

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"Drugs are bad.  MMMMMMKAY?"
(--'South Park')

… CONTRARY to POPULAR belief, this COMEDIC statement is very CIRCUMSTANTIAL.

The staff at my (PHENOMENAL)  gym--"NeuroFit 360"--JUST acquired a COFFEE-making machine.

APPARENTLY, my exercise-routine is so BORING/HUMDRUM and UNEVENTFUL that the staff NEEDS an ARTIFICIAL/UNNATURAL "pick-me-up" to prevent SNOOZING during my

THREE HOUR-long workouts PER WEEK.

(… SIDE-NOTE:
3 workouts / 7 days per week = ~0.42815
~43% of my week is a "LEG workout"-day.)


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