(WARNING) "ONE for BAD, TWO for GOOD."

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(--'Rain Man')

I guess my "bowel-stimulating meds" are REALLY working!
I've conducted an Exciting Excretory-Extravaganza ("Alliteration aside."--'Dodgeball')
TWICE today in a span of ~12 hours.

… I guess that after my FIRST Diarrhea-Dump (Sigh, MORE alliteration!), my stomach was NOT quite RIGHT.
HOWEVER, now--after my SECOND Colossal Crap (Now, A.J., you're starting to UPSET ME!)--I'm relieved, content and "settled".
(WHEW!)


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