In honor of last night's Oscars-ceremony/presentation,

… I thought I'd give an HONEST, UN-biased view/opinion of MY "AUTO-biography".
It would--UNQUESTIONINGLY WIN "BEST":

-- "Drama", 'cuz my story is VERY EMOTIONAL

-- "Comedy", 'cuz I'm just FUNNY
(HUMOR is my "safety-valve", when I'm uncomfortable.)

-- "Tragedy", 'cuz my accident was VERY UNFORTUNATE

-- "Horror", 'cuz it was a "GUT-WRENCHING" "TEAR-JERKER"


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