So, I've got THAT goin' for me--which is nice.

…
According to "a recent study" revealed on ''Conan O'Brien'',
"If you were ATTRACTIVE in high school"
(I like to THINK I was.) "then you'll be SUCCESSFUL in life."

(… I've had a DIFFERENT "degree"/perspective of "SUCCESS".)
(… It's purely ECONOMIC and ACADEMIC.)
(… It's DEFINITELY NOT PHYSICAL or MEDICAL or OCCUPATIONAL.)
(  : (  )

((SHRUG) 'Se la vi.'))


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