(Ha ha HA!) I PLANNED that!

…
So, I was BORN on April 8th--DIRECTLY between "April FOOL's Day" (April 1st) and "National High-Five Day" (April 15th).

Also, April 15th is Tax-Day, and I'm always "VOICING my opinion" to CONSTANTLY monitor your FINANCIAL-situation.

Ergo, I "SPRANG FORTH" into this world ONE WEEK after "the FOOL's holiday" yet ONE WEEK before TAXES are DUE.

…
"… How long is that?"
"Seven days."
"Hours?"
"One hundred sixty eight … hours."
"Minutes?"
"Four thousand thirty two … minutes."
"Seconds?"
"Two hundred forty one THOUSAND, nine hundred and twenty … SECONDS."
(--'Rain Man' … AND me)


"HIGH-five" for my METICULOUS nature?!
(… Oh, yeah.  I'm in a WHEELCHAIR.)
… "LOW-five"?!


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