I'm "shakin' things up".

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"I need a new NUMBER 2.
My IDEAL choice: Jack Bauer.
But, he's UNAVAILABLE, FICTIONAL and OVERQUALIFIED."
(--Dwight "FART" Schrute, 'The Office')

Seriously, SOME of my "EMPLOYEES"--UNFORTUNATELY--do NOT seem to take my brother--my CURRENT "second-in-command"--TOO SERIOUSLY.

(… If you wanna be LITERAL, then, YES, he IS rather humorous.
But, if you understand my METAPHORICAL "straight-face", then y'all will think,

"BOO!")


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