"It PAINS me to say this,"

"… but I may be getting too
MATURE for details."


"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled FOR A REASON."
(Granted, I'm an ANOMALY with STILL a HIGH degree of INTELLIGENCE, I do NOT wish my TERRIBLY UNFORTUNATE "Traumatic Brain-Injury" upon my WORST ENEMY!)


"Women don't RESPECT 'salad-eaters'."
(… What about "medicine VIA G-tube"-eaters?!)

(ALL THREE quotes are from 'Seinfeld'.)
(… I NEED humor!)



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