ME: "Do you KNOW what I am?!"

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My ex-girlfriend: "UGLY all day."
(--'Con Air')
ME: "'Touche', babe.  But, that is NOT what YOU said for ~SIX years.
If anything ACCURATE, I'm a TEMPORARILY handicapped, brain-TRAUMATICALLY injured, ATHLETICALLY-, COMEDICALLY- and INTELLECTUALLY-gifted ANOMALY."
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I am NOT a RAPIST--like 'Johnny 23' of a GREAT film about a BUNCH of convicts--me EX-cluded--trying to escape custody.

(… EEEWWW!  I "FROWN on that.")



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