… My most recent ex-g/f (to ME):

…
"Why are you SO SWEATY?"
My reply: "… I started a 'Fight Club'."
(--''Grandma's Boy'')

… SHUCKS!
"The FIRST rule of Fight Club is
'You do NOT talk about Fight Club."


P.S. "No one can RESIST my 'Shwetty balls."
((--Pete Shwetty (Alec Baldwin), 'SNL'))



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