"What did we learn about GIRLS today?"

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"'Initiating the conversation' … is HALF the battle."

(I REALLY WANNA be ABLE to say/yell:)
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"But, I WIPE MY OWN ASS!"

(--'Big Daddy')

(… There are NUMEROUS/INFINITE OTHER reasons WHY I want/NEED to COGENTLY speak.
But, HEY!)


P.S. I THOUGHT about MANUALLY wiping MY OWN RECTUM--WITH toilet paper--earlier.  But, since I canNOT individually stand--YET, and my "toilet-chair" is AWKWARDLY positioned, (SIGH) I could NOT accomplish said task.


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