ALAS, OW! (SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, SINGLE tear)

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"Some experiences you do NOT want to learn from."
(--Sarah Silverman)

(… However, in order to PREVENT said "experiences" from occurring AGAIN, you MUST "learn from" 'em!)

(… From my CATASTROPHIC accident, I do/can NOT … WANT to learn about PROPER tire-SAFETY!  Otherwise, for WHAT do I PAY my auto-mechanics?!)


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