CONTRARY to popular belief,

… I'm NOT an asshole.
I'm actually very NICE, CONSIDERATE and SYMPATHETIC.

You're just UPSET, 'cuz I can "see THROUGH" your "BULLSHIT".

("You've gotta HARNESS in the GOOD energy, and BLOCK the BAD.
Harness GOOD.  Block BAD."--'Happy Gilmore')

(… NOW, I must MEDITATE … to "RE-align my 'CHI'".
"HHHOOOOOOOHHHMMMMMMM!")


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