I am MORE than what I FIRST seem!

…
"I don't see you 'fighting' so hard, Baby."
(--'Dirty Dancing')

1) The LADIES call me "Baby".
(BOOM-shicka-shicka-woom-WOOM!)

2) OPEN your EYES … and "EARS"!

3) "Looks can be DECEIVING."

4) "NOBODY puts BABY in a corner!"
(--SAME film)

(Although I'm PRETENDING to be "Baby" in this blog-post, my EXTERNAL genitalia and Adam's apple would indicate that this is merely a FACADE.

(… "AC-TING!"--old-school 'SNL')



P.S. Actually:
"… Ladies call me 'TORCH'."
(--'Fantastic Four')



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