"NEW 'SHIT' has come to light."

… --'The Big Lebowski'

…
The fastest goal EVER scored in the World Cup is

11 seconds

by Hakan Sukur (pronounced 'HAH-kahn SHOO-kuhr') of TURKEY in 2002.

… WAY to "rep-ree-ZENT"!


(… Yes, I'm being very UN-American by actually WATCHING the WORLD Cup … and CARING about soccer!)


...