What an INSIGHTFUL, INGENIOUS, "looking-toward-INDEPENDENCE" acquisition!

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Yeah, so UPON my MOVE into my NEW house--AFTER my "good-for-NOTHING", "FAR-too-LENGTHY", MISERABLE stay at "F.I.N.R."--the "Florida Institute of Neurologic Rehabilitation"--I purchased a MOTORIZED-wheelchair.
This device allows me to INDEPENDENTLY move about--SEEMINGLY effortlessly and WITHOUT any MAJOR concerns or problems.
(… "Knock on wood.")

ORIGINALLY, I ONLY used said form of transportation IN/AROUND my house.
But, with the purchase of my own SUPER-COOL, HIGH-TECH, CAPABLE of SAFELY and SECURELY transporting a MOTORIZED-wheelchair VAN, I use my "motor-tvehicle" practically EVERYWHERE.

YAY!


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