WHEW! It's a GOOD thing that--TECHNICALLY--I'm NOT ALLOWED--by my nurse--to imbibe soda.

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A "7-Up"-commercial CLAIMS that drinking said product MAY cause

"Too much GIRLY in one MAN".

(… Acting COMPLETELY as an UNBIASED "OUTSIDER", I'd say that I am a SLIGHTLY effeminate "BADASS"!)


(Further explanation LATER …)