Y'ALL: (SIGH) "I I do NOT understand this situation! It's way too COMPLICATED!"

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ME: "Do NOT bother trying to FIGURE ME OUT.
I'm a 'SPECIAL' kind of 'TWISTED'."

(… In MY PRESENT/TEMPORARY case, "TWISTED" refers to my "Traumatically Injured Brain".
PRE-accident, I was QUITE FLEXIBLE in my various muscles.)


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