"You're only as old as you FEEL."

…
Although I have a "SICK" numerical-OBSESSION,
one's age is JUST a NUMBER!

'Por ejemplo', I "FEEL" WAY old-ER than 29--my ACTUAL age--'cuz I "move" via a WHEELCHAIR.

(… A SINGLE tear drips out of my eye and trickles down my cheek.)



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