Awkward … YAY!

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This morning I STAYED IN BED--for my "feeding-schedule"--to OBSERVE the "work" of my maids.

OBSERVATIONS/CONCLUSIONS
-- For SOME REASON (?!), they NEED FOUR women to do the work of ONE!
-- It's NOT like the ADDITIONAL help DE-creases the amount of TIME cleaning!
(They just CONSTANTLY ARGUE--in SPANISH!)
(… Don't THINK 'NO comprendo'!  'NO.  No stupid.')
-- Even when I placed my index finger over my lips and whispered, "'SSSHHH, por favor'--THREE different times--they just got LOUDER.

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HOWEVER, I WAS able to "NASALLY-DETECT" (Smell?  YAY!) some pine-scented CLEANER.
(… That's "KICK-ASS"!)


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