But, I DON'T WANNA grow up!

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Many people like the IDEA of ME.
But, they LACK the MATURITY to "HANDLE" the REALITY of ME.

(According to 'The Matrix', I AM "The ONE".)
(… According to my doctors, I AM "an ANOMALY".)  

… I'm a STRANGELY-UNIQUE combination of ACADEMIC-"strength", ATHLETIC-prowess, STEADFAST-determination and WITTY--though SOPHOMORIC--humor.

(TREASURE your "GIFTS".)


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