"Dear God,"

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"Make me a bird.  So, I can fly … FAH, fan away from heuh."

Okay, okay, … o-KAY!
Some things to clarify:

1) I am MERELY quoting YOUNG "Jen-NAY" in 'Forrest Gump'.

2) If I REALLY wanted to be a (TYPE of) "bird", I'd be a "PEACOCK.  You've GOTTA let me FLY!"(--'The Other Guys')

3) Although I attended a Catholic high school, I am NOT a religious man.
"To each his own,"

4) IF I DID ask God for "a MIRACLE", I'd ask for
"MAGIC legs".
((My bro--about ME: "NEW LEGS!  He got new legs!"
(--SAME film))

5) THANKFULLY, I am financially-STABLE/COMFORTABLE, so I do not HAFTA "pull a 'Jen-NAY'", and "sell my body for MONEY".
(… WHEW!)

6) I LOVE my CURRENT house/home!  Ergo, I do NOT WANNA leave!
(I can/will NOT just "RUN AWAY from my problems"!)
(Pun about my--CURRENT/TEMPORARY--disability INTENDED.)


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