… (I brush back my hair.) "Don't HATE ME, because I'm BEAUTIFUL."

…

"You should 

be HAPPY for what you HAVE

and

NOT ENVY what I DO."

(--Matthew McConaughey JOKINGLY teasing Woody Harrelson at Emmys)

(… Do NOT compare/contrast YOURSELF with "the next guy".

"You're fightin' a LOSING-battle.")

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