(WARNING) "SOLID"/SUCCESSFUL start!

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"Alliteration aside."
(--'Dodgeball')

… I like to BEGIN each/EVERY day with a "WALKING-trek" to my 'toillette' to "relieve myself"--via "STANDING" and urinating INTO said "porcelain throne".
THEN, I follow my "act of SEMI-independence" with a CASUAL, "CALM, COOL and COLLECTED" "stroll" back to bed.

'WUNDERBA!'


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