"I'm NOT 'crazy'!"

… "My mother had me TESTED."
(--DR. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory')

(… PLUS, she had me "TESTED" for the "Gifted"-classes in sixth grade.
Although I "JUST MISSED" the REQUIRED 'Gifted'-score, the school soon learned of how biased/INACCURATE/"CRAPPY" the test is when I--a NON-"Gifted" student ended up "SHIESTING upon" ALL other students for my next

SIX YEARS in academia.)

(I COULD type out a "laundry-list" of my various ASTOUNDING academic accomplishments.
But, I'll spare your heart … the SHOCK and AWE.)


(… You're WELCOME.)


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