SSSHHH!

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"I can hear my HAIR growing."
(--''Grandma's Boy'')

RELATED: Since my UNFORTUNATE accident, my HEARING--among other SENSES--has VASTLY IMPROVED to COMPENSATE for my LACK OF SMELL and TASTE.


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HARK!  I've "hatched a plan".

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Dare I say, "There's a CONNIVING plot afoot"?


(TANGENT: What an ODD phrase--"aFOOT"?!)
(… It's like being "aBREAST" of said plan.)



So, upon witnessing my "WALKING", my nurse recommended that I purchase a WIDER "walker" to better STABILIZE me, when/while my LEFT leg swings WAY WIDE LEFT during my "WALKING".
(… It TENDS TO do that.)

HOWEVER, this morning--upon my "toilet-trek" to "answer Nature's call", I REALLY FOCUSED on taking more STABLE, STRAIGHTER--albeit SHORTER--strides.
Sure enough, … SUCCESS!

KUDOS to that "VERY SELECTIVE FOCUS-seminar in that big, SECLUDED area"!
NICE!


(… What, TOO SOON for a morally-UNsettling "concentration camp"-JOKE"?!



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