… Yet ANOTHER alias:

…
"Call me 'BOOGER'."
(--'Revenge of the Nerds')
(… I JUST watched that--AGAIN--last night.)

((Since AMERICANS are--GENERALLY--DUMB (I'm Turkish.), NOT MANY folks can ACCURATELY pronounce my ACTUAL first name.))

(… PHONETICALLY, it's "Ahl-TAHN".)
(… "Altan")

(…
BBBBBBBEEEEEEEHHHHHHHLLLLLLLCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!)
((… (SIGH) "TYPICAL 'Booger'."))


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