I am only … PART-human.

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"UNDERNEATH all this GENIUS, I'm simply a HUMAN.
… But, I'm WORKIN' on that."
(--J.P., ''Grandma's Boy'')

(… Ha ha HA!)

In ACTUALITY, I have ALOTTA metal surgically-installed/-implanted into my LEFT shoulder AND LEFT knee.

(…. Also, I HAD metal in my LEFT hip.  BUT, I GUESS that my body SEMI-healed/-improved, 'cuz …. ONLY … THAT metal was REMOVED.)


(… Although, NOT to seem VAIN or EGOTISTICAL, but I HAVE BEEN complimented on my "GENIUS"-points.)



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