I WILL … WALK and TALK again! (WHY? HOW do I KNOW?)

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'Cuz I'm an "Ameri-CAN"
NOT an "Ameri-CAN'T"!


(… ACTUALLY/TRUTHFULLY/GENETICALLY, I'm ONLY a "HALFIE".)

(… Whoa, whoa, whoa.  … WHOA!  No, I am NOT implying that I'm the SLANG term for a "SEMI-erect MALE reproductive-organ!
BIOLOGICALLY, I am just of American … AND Turkish descent.)


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