"In a world gone 'MAD',

… we will NOT 'spank the monkey'.
'The monkey will spank US'!"
(--'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back')


…
"In Soviet-Russia, car drives YOU!"
(--Yakov Smirnov, 'Family Guy')


(… There's a WRESTLING-move--called the "Russian"--that I used to do A LOT.)



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