UGH! It's SO TOUGH to find GOOD, ENGLISH-speaking HELP these days!

…
I JUST "WALKED" to my toilet to URINATE.
Just as I "FINISHED" … "relieving myself", my house-phone rang.
Ergo, I QUICKLY sat down … on my "PORCELAIN THRONE" as my "NOT thinking"-caregiver just STARED AT ME as the phone rang THREE MORE TIMES!
After I KEPT "motioning" to GET THE PHONE, he FINALLY answered said 'telefono'.  (TURKISH)

(SIGH)

He returned to me after a few minutes.
Sure enough, he "MISSED the call".




P.S. "Communicating" with him is ALWAYS FRUSTRATING, 'cuz he BARELY speaks …
ENGLISH!
(… AAARRRGGGHHH!)


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