(WARNING) … NEW/BETTER opinion of said employEE (caregiver):

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This one PARTICULAR "caregiver" is having a GREAT evening/night!

Three POSSIBLE reasons:
-- I TAUGHT my first KIDS' 'jiujitsu' class this "PREvening"(--'The Big Bang Theory') (… PRE-evening) since my UNFORTUNATE accident, and it went GREAT!

-- Upon my return home, I--SUCCESSFULLY--Endured an "Excretory-Evacuation" ("Alliteration aside."--'Dodgeball') … into my TOILET … for my SECOND "DOOKIE-deposit TODAY!
(… WHY do MY FUN fecal-FRENZIES make me so HAPPY?!  Am I just THAT WEIRD?!)

-- SomeHOW/SomeWAY, his ENGLISH has IMPROVED in the last WEEK.
(YAY!)


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