(WARNING) "THAT … JUST … happened!"

… --ME, after a SNEAKY victory at/in Connect Four

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ANYWAY, I JUST began my day with a VERY STEADY 69-step "WALK" to my toilet … to
"answer Nature's call" … via "liquid" … NOT from my 'Gluteus Maximus'.
(… Also, I "dropped TWO rather SIZABLE loads" … of EXPECTORATION/SALIVA/SPIT into said "john" … AFTER I micturated/urinated my "contribution".)
(… YAY for PHLEGM!)

My bed-RETURN "TREK" consisted of another 67 SMALL--but STABLE & STEADY--steps.



MORAL
I'm getting' there … FINALLY.


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