Who'da THUNK?!

…
Couldn't the word

"IMPROVEMENT"

be condensed/shortened into

"IMPROV" ?!


(… My uncle is a PROFESSIONAL comedian.  I only TRY to be funny.  ALAS, there's no MONETARY reward/compensation.)

(… However, I DO do "improvements"!)
((… For my next "TRICK", I'm gonna reach into my RIGHT sleeve with my LEFT/INJURED hand (… For YEARS I could NOT do that!),
make TUGGING-motions and, during EACH "pull", my LEFT/INJURED leg shall ARISE!)


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