(METAPHORICAL) "'SHIT' happens."

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'Tis IMPORTANT to ADMIT your/our FAULTS.  
-- ONLY when I'm VERY/REALLY focused & frustrated, I TEND TO get rather SELFISH.

-- I AWOKE at ~6:08 am. 
(DAMN caregivers are so--INEXPLICABLY--LOUD when SWITCHING SHIFTS!)

-- … I played LOTSA "Minesweeper", 'cuz I didN'T have much ELSE to so.
(… NOW--at 7:39 am, I'm gonna TRY to "go BACK 'dormirse'".)

-- At ~9:15 am, I "felt the 'URGE'/'RUMBLE' to "TEST" the LITERAL-application of the TOPIC.  
(… SUCCESS!)

-- My GOOD friend … & CURRENT housemate "bailed me out" of an UN-fortunate predicament at ~9:30 this MORNING.
My USUAL "escort" to my (KIDS') Karate-class was BUSY with OTHER "commitments".
(… PLUS, my NEW weekend-caregiver has NEVER NEITHER driven my van NOR safely placed me DOWN on the MATTED-floor.
(… My buddy BOTH drove my van AND set up my DynaVox.)

-- CONTRARY to POPULAR belief:
"I AM fast.  To give you a REFERENCE-point, I'm somewhere between a snake & a MONGOOSE … and a PANTHER."
(--Dwight "Fart" Schrute,'The Office')

-- ''I can't go out and be a hero if I don't get the opportunity,"
((--Minnesota Wild NHL (hockey) goalie, after his 
PHENOMENAL game in last night's 4-1 WIN … "on the ROAD"))
(… Thus, I ALWAYS … first, TRY a task.  IF I do NOT "succeed", THEN I MAY ask for "HELP".)

-- MY INNER-monologue (to 2007-ME):
"I doN'T want yo' SUFFERING!
I doN'T want yo' FUTURE!"
(--YOUNG Professor X to Wolverine, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past')
(… I DID have a VERY IN-auspicious start to my MID-20s.)

… 
"Just 'cuz someone 'STUMBLES', 'LOSES his WAY', doesN'T that he is 'lost' FOREVER."
(--YOUNG Professor X, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past')
(… As "CRAPPY" as MY life SEEMS right NOW, my FUTURE CERTAINLY does NOT HAFTA ALWAYS be that ABYSMAL!)

….
"There's NO SUCH THING as 'LUCK' … only 'good SCIENCE'."
(--Walter O'Brien, 'Scorpion')
(… I am--by NO MEANS--SUPER-stitious.  
MAYBE I'm only "STITIOUS".)

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"Actually, by NOT over-thinking, research shows that the LESS-intelligent handle emotions BETTER."
(--Amy Farrah-Fowler, 'The Big Bang Theory')
(… Thus, I MUST REALLY SUCK at "DEALING"/COPING with my feelings!)



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