… (MORE BONUS, 'cuz … I CAN) 'Tis NOT wrong to ADMIT that one NEEDS help!

…
("The jury's STILL out" as to whether 'tis WEDGIE-worthy to REFER to ONESELF as "one".)

PRO
-- "NEO" of 'The Matrix' DID!
-- It makes the argument seem MORE objective & LESS biased.

CON
-- A.J. is NOT equal to "The SAVIOR of Zion".
-- ALL "BLOG-posts" STILL come from the SAME "source".



So, "the ONE" sees/meets/"confers"/"discusses 'SHIT' about A.J." with his "Psycho-therapist"/"Neuropsychologist" APPROXIMATELY once a month for "one hour EACH TIME".
DESPITE his CONTINUED (mental- AND physical-)progression,  HE thinks he could MAYBE use a LONGER "session", MERELY 'cuz his LIFE is so event-FULL lately that 'tis A LOT to "cover" in MERELY … ONE HOUR, ONCE a MONTH.

Psycho-therapist: "A.J., I doN'T MAKE the rules.  I just ENFORCE 'em."
A.J.'s RETORT: "WHAT KIND of 'Bates Motel'-operation are you runnin' here?!"
(… She rubs her RIGHT thumb & forefinger together.)
(A.J. snickers then becomes PUZZLED.)
A.J.: "Are you--GREEDILY yet LEGITIMATELY--rubbing IMAGINARY MONEY-bills?
OR, are you--MOCKINGLY--'playing the world's SMALLEST violin'?"
HER: "'MOCK-yeah-ING-yeah-BIRD-yeah-YEAH-yeah'!"
A.J.: "'You know what hurts the MOST?  It's the LACK of RESPECT.'
'TOUCHE'!  'The ONE'  just COUNTERED your quote from 'Dumb & Dumber' with one from--APPROPRIATELY-named--'Dirty Work'."



P.S. "Bates Motel" is an APPROPRIATE reference to the CLASSIC HORROR-film 'Psycho'.


P.P.S. Actually, I MAINLY like to "SHOW-OFF" my "GROWING"/INCREASING/"HEIGHTENING" PROGRESS!



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