… "It's a CELEBRATION, BITCHES!"

… (--comedian Dave Chappelle, ''Chappelle's Show'')

… "THURSDAY, May 21st" COMMEMORATES my

11,000th DAY (ALIVE) on Earth!

(… April 8th, 1985 to May 21st, 2015 -- GO AHEAD.
Check MY MATH!
… I DARE ya.)

((… APPARENTLY, the American government does NOT know that I am a LIVING, BREATHING, (MOSTLY-)FUNCTIONING human being!))




(Note to SELF:
Determine WHAT would be my "Birth-DAY suit".)




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