"I hope you brought a CHANGE-of-CLOTHES. Your EYES are about to PISS tears."

… --Jean-Ralphio, 'Parks & Recreatiom'

… D'ya know what the WORST-name for ANYTHING at least SEMI-serious?
...
Universal Technical Institute"

… I'm gonna "go out on a limb here", & say that Urinary-Tract Infections were PREVALENT … LONG-BEFORE the creation of some "NON asset-based supply-chain SERVICES & SOLUTIONS company".
(… 'Tis JUST a HUNCH!)

…
ALAS!
I HAD TO revise my employEES' work-schedules, 'cuz TWO caregivers (out of four TOTAL) are taking a "day-OFF"--on SEPARATE/DIFFERENT days--this weekend.  … Thus, I HAD TO "juggle the NUMBERS" (… THAT's what I DO … VERY WELL.) to keep EVERYONE happy/balanced.

… "That's TOO MUCH responsibility.  I've gotta find a way OUTTA this."
(--J.R., 'Parks & Rec')

… On SECOND-thought, as my (PHYSICAL-)health CONTINUES to IMPROVE, I SHALL--GLADLY-- take-on/accept even-MORE RESPONSIBILITY/LEADERSHIP!
So be it.
A.J., you've just gotta "QUIT your BITCHIN'", & "SUCK … it … UP!"

… WOWZA!
So, I devised/created a TOTALLY/COMPLETELY NEW 'Jiujitsu'-technique ALL in the ~95 minutes between my WAKING-UP & my "'WALKING' to my toilet to "secrete my urinary-deposit INTO SAID 'juan'".

… I CHECKED, … and 'twas NOT my "EYES" that "PISSED".
In ACTUALITY, my MALE-genitalia "PISSED" … URINE.

(… WHEW!)

(WARNING:)
So, I JUST "WALKED" 34 STEPS from my BED to my TOILET … at 9:47 pm.  UNABLE to "secrete ANY urine", I "felt the 'URGE' to switch to '#2'".
So, I went … POOP (Ha ha HA!) … for the THIRD time in the last EIGHT hours.
Then, I "WALKED" 32 STEPS BACK to BED.
(… What IF I do/can NOT "OVERCOME MY 'WALKING-HURDLE'" … EVER?!)

…
So, we had a SPLENDID-MIXTURE of "TEARS" of
JOY/GLEE,
COMEDY,
UNCERTAINTY,
RELIEF
& HYPOTHETICAL FEAR.
… 'Twas TRULY a "GRAB-BAG" of/across the "EMOTIONAL-gamut".


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