"MAN-UP!"

…
"(AUDIBLE SIGH) I JUST wanna watch 'Friends' ALL-DAY."
(--Schmidt, '22 Jump Street')

… After a LONG night of PARTYING … & an EARLY wake-up (DAMN "Mother-NATURE"!),
I'm SURPRISINGLY NOT that tired or moody/cranky.
(… I slept ~3.75 hours last night.)
(  : (  )

… But, "BITCHIN'" party to WELCOME my brother!
...
(… Calculator-noise)
…
Yes, "according to my rig-SEARCH", said "par-TAY" was
"bitch-IN".

… The fact that I'm NOT in a (British-accent) "PISSY"-mood CONFIRMS my PREDICTION/HYPOTHESIS that I am NOT a woman … but a MAN.

… THAT & the EXTernal genitalia

… AND the Adam's apple

… AND my rather HIRSUTE body

… AND my DEEP-voice

… AND that WONDERFUL "Y-chromosome" OVERFLOWING with

LOGIC, REASONING, DETERMINATION & 'CHUTZPAH'.

(… No, I did NOT intend for THAT to seem MISOGYNISTIC.  I just NEED some sort of EXPLANATION as to WHY/HOW I MIGHT be a BETTER person than SO MANY people I've encountered.



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