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Jedi-MASTER Yoda preaches:
"DO or DO NOT. There is NO 'TRY'."
YET, common sayingS reveal:
"You NEVER KNOW, 'til you TRY."
"If, at first, you doN'T succeed, TRY, TRY again."
(… "My GUT-feeling is tellin' me" that I am NOT YET a Jedi. Ergo, Yoda can … "go suck a … LEMON".)
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ONE of my nurseS refers to "the tube CONNECTED to my STOMACH but PROTRUDING-OUT of my lower-abdomen" as a "G-tube".
My OTHER nurse calls it a "peg-tube".
(… Sooo, WHAT is it?!)
(… They're synonyms! ''C'est la vie.'')
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My MAIN-NURSE instructed me to be VERY CAREFUL with the AREA around my "G-tube" for the NEXT FEW DAYS, as I am getting the "peg-tube" REPLACED tomorrow "PREvening" (AT ~4:00 pm).
YESTERDAY, said "nurse" told me I can--at LEAST--VIEW classes. As long as I do NOT DEMONSTRATE … while lying … ON THE GROUND.
(… NOW/TODAY she says that I "SHOULD just SKIP it & STAY in bed … for MAXIMUM-safety
(… As much as I REALLY WANNA TEACH & DEMONSTRATE, I WANNA AVOID PAIN & FURTHER INTERNAL-DAMAGE even MORE! So, I'll go-EASY … for NOW!)
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My TRAINERS at "NeuroFit 360" tell me to lean-FORWARD, when I STAND … for LEVERAGE & MOMENTUM.
YET, my CaregiverS ALWAYS urge me to lean-BACKWARDS, whilst I "frolic-about".
(… Since I TRUST the DEFINITELY smartER, more PHYSICS-/"BODY MECHANICS"-minded recommendations of my TRAINERS, I'll CONTINUE TO lean-FORWARD.)
P.S. Tomorrow-afternoon I'm goin' into the DREADED …
HOSPITAL
to get my "G-/peg-tube" SWITCHED-OUT.
(… HOPEFULLY, those medical-ASSHOLES do NOT TRY to MAKE ME stay overnight …
OR, "WRITE ME-UP … AGAIN" for LEAVING the SAME-DAY!)
(GODSPEEED to ME!)
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