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"Seek PERSONAL LIBERATION."
(--Bruce Lee)
"Be ALL that you CAN be."
(--U.S. Army slogan)
… I AM an "Army of ONE".
… MOTIVATING quotes ASIDE.
I BEGAN my day (way TOO) EARLY by AWAKENING (at ~3:52 am) to my "stomach's GRUMBLING & GROWLING:.
Granted, this "INTERRUPTION in/to my SLUMBER" WAS annoying & tiring.
"On a LIGHTER-note" (BOTH literally AND metaphorically) my "bowel-excretion SUCCESS"--for the first time in ~89.5 hours (YIKES!) was GREAT/SPECTACULAR!
1) My "DUMPAGE" IMMEDIATELY relieved me of the MILD stomach-pain I've had for the DAY or so.
2) … Said "REMNANTS" were at least "SEMI-solid" … with-OUT any "medicinal-'STIMULATION'/-'TRIGGERING'/'HELP'".
3) I could SEMI-smell the "fecal-ATROCITIES" I "left"!
(… Though I caN'T "PINPOINT" the EXACT aroma, PLEASE believe me when I EXCLAIM that it … REEKED!
… Oh, YEAH! Three hours & 50 minutes later, "BOMBS over Baghdad" STRUCK again.
((… "WHEN 'they' ('my EXCRETORY-OUTPUT') DO--FINALLY--come, they come in BUNCHES!"))
… So, after my EARLY-morning "WORK", I was ABLE-to RE-"count some SHEEP".
((… HOWEVER/ALAS, 'twas ONLY for ~"1/32nd of the DAY" (~45 minutes).))
… Nevertheless, SUMTHIN's BETTER than NUTHIN'!
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GOOD-stuff in OBSERVING some-of BOTH the KIDS' & ADULTS' Karate-classes "LATE-morning"/"EARLY-afternoon" today!
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So, WAY-to-RELAX by watching ''That's My Boy'' this afternoon!
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To any/ALL of MY DOUBTERS/HATERS:
"I caN'T be 'IM-POSSIBLE'! I EXIST.
… I think what you MEANT to say was 'I give-up. He's IM-PROBABLE!'"
(--Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 'The Big Bang Theory')
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There's a BIG "MARTIAL ARTS"-seminar (entitled 'Fallen Warriors') comin' up in the next couple weeks. In lieu of the name, I think it'd only be APPROPRIATE for (TEMPORARILY-) HANDICAPPED ME to "make an APPEARANCE".
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I'm "TIRED" … from my EARLY-morning "Toilet-Trek".
Thus, I SHALL sleep … NOW!
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