EEEWWW! … But, YYYEEESSS … KINDA!

… 
So, I JUST woke-up … in "MID-slumber"--almost LITERALLY*--& HAD-to urinate.
So, AFTER I "WALKED"-to my toilet & SAFELY … SAT-to urinate--like a member of the "XX-gender"**, my Caregiver INEXPLICABLY began-to "spit-up" ALL-OVER my bathroom-floor!

EEEWWW-EEEEE!

SOMEHOW, my NASAL-hairs/-membranes began "TINGLING" from the NOXIOUS-odor!  
I couldN'T decipher the EXACT-scent.  But, my ensuing-SHUDDER indicated my "AVERSION"-to said CACOPHONOUS-scent!

So, … ANOTHER "sense" of mine is BEGINNING-to RE-develop!
(… FINALLY!)






KEY 
* = MY "MID-slumber" would-be … 
"~MIDNIGHT to ~6:00 am = ~SIX hours"/2 =
~3:00 am … EST

** = Yes, I HAFTA "SIT to merely URINATE" … like a WOMAN, … 'cuz of my AILING LEFT-hip.
(… HOWEVER, if you caN'T enjoy some SELF-deprication, … then you just areN'T FUNNY.)


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