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My injurIES are "MYSTERIES … wrapped in ENIGMAS".
(--Jerry, 'Seinfeld')
… "Remember: 'IGNORANCE' breeds CHAOS …
NOT 'KNOWLEDGE'."
(--Lucy, 'Lucy')
… By THIS reasoning, MY LIFE is CLEARLY … INEXPLICABLY F--KED-UP!
My surgeons--ADMITTEDLY--had "NO F--KING CLUE" HOW I'm still ALIVE … AND FUN-ctioning! NO ONE … NOT-EVEN my VERY-BRIGHT mom has ANY-IDEA … how or WHY … I DO what I DO.
… PLUS, MOST … of my … FOUR "Caregivers" REALLY-STRUGGLE with "LOGIC".
(… ACTUALLY, 'twas MAINLY the LIES, STUPIDITY & IRRESPONSIBILITY of ONE … IMBECILE … who "brought-DOWN" the credit of the GROUP. … So, 'twas REALLY a case of "GUILTY-by-association". But, ALAS! SAID "DUMBASS" has recently been FIRED!)
(…. WHEW!)
So, my mood has GREATLY-IMPROVED!
… YET, DESPITE my SUB-par surroundings, I feel/believe that my already-VAST & -GARGANTUAN INTELLIGENCE is ACTUALLY IN-CREASING!
(… I'm UNDERSTANDING & APPLYING Biophysics-PRINCIPLES even MORE/BETTER NOW than PRE-"T.B.I."!)
(… Oh, SWEET I-rony!)
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I COULD just "slack-OFF", NOT-try my BEST & "CHILLAX"
( = "CHILL" + "RELAX") in bed.
But, my GINORMOUS pride & SELF-respect FORCES-me to NOT "JUST REST on my laurels"!
(… I MUST/WILL "live-UP to MY POTENTIAL"!)
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So, I helped-out this morning at "Martial Arts"-class.
((… 'Twas NOT a MAJOR-contribution, (… JUST ONE technique) but the KIDS are still LEARNING … from ME!))
I've gotta go-WATCH the Heat (B-BALL) game 'con mi AMIGO'!
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